Are you a real pilot?

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 12-Mar-2012 12:40:02

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old
USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans...
flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars.
I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.
And you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women.
When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 15-Mar-2012 18:53:01

That was quite unexpected. Lol!

Post 3 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 16-Mar-2012 3:13:43

Love it! Sharing!

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 16-Mar-2012 7:57:16

That was great.

Bob

Post 5 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Friday, 16-Mar-2012 21:31:31

Yes, that's another great one and, as someone else pointed out, unexpected.

Post 6 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 16-Mar-2012 22:32:29

Yes, unexpected and good. The best punch lines come outa nowhere like that.

Post 7 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 18-Mar-2012 13:22:10

LOL! Haha! NICE one in all caps!